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Brad was ready for him, though, and killed him on sight.

to which, Kyle took exception to and promptly ressurected without a head. 

Kyle died of heart failure shortly after.

Brad cried, unprepared for the emotional toll that came with watching someone die twice.

Brad died of heart failure shortly thereafter.

kyle, having drank 17 redbulls before his multiple deaths, ressurrected from the sheer force granted to him by said redbull.

One day whilst flying, Kyle met a wonderful young tortoise, and promptly fell in love.

The tortoise was a massive skank however, and had 50 children with someone else while Kyle’s back was turned.

Kyle was sad.

He killed the tortoise and her lover in cold blood.