CORRUPT-A-WISH [GAME]

Granted, but the answer will be no.

I wish I could fall asleep.

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granted but now you fall asleep at the most inconvenient of times, such as while driving or taking a test

i wish i knew why good girls like bad guys

granted, but you still continue to ask this question for a real long time

i wish my cat didn’t feel at home in the heating vents

granted, but now your cat is stuck outside in the snow and cold

i wish i hadn’t worn shoes with heels for professional dress day

granted, now you are barefoot

i wish i could speak every modern language

granted, but everyone else around you has gone deaf

i wish that i’ll do well on my design presentation tomorrow

granted, but the rest of your presentations will be awful

i wish i could take my dog to my dad's too

granted, but your father suddenly developed extreme allergies towards canines

i wish having pins and needles didn’t hurt

granted, you now have the talent to play the castanets and only them

i wish every day was the weekend