SEXYCLAN MARRIAGE / OPEN RP / ALL INVITED / UR TOES HAND EM OVER

[div style="margin: 0 auto; border-width:0; width: 70%; text-align: justify; line-height: 1; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 10pt;"] i swagger my way into the reception wearing this sexy costume i found in a thrift shop. i gave my last 3 toes in order to secure my entrance to this wondrous event and i am waddling around and constantly knocking tables over. "whew lads" i speak the ancient greeting, leaning down onto the floor and crab walking to a seat.

i saunter in behind tea draped only the latest fashion as per usual. i have no toes because they are out of season and had to secure my place in this event. crawling forward on all fours my hands brush the ground as i crouch underneath tea's seat. im allergic to the sun.

[color=black]I arrive dressed in the finest of shadows and classy hellfire trailings and jewellry for only the best for my friends wedding - I glide forwards taking a cup of tea "Satan blesses u my children" I have brought a tasteful gift of a hellhound puppy for only the best, may he shred your enemies asunder uwu

i have to be dramatic i have to CONGRATULATIONS