04-21-2022, 12:55 PM
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BUT I’M OVER IT NOW
[sub][W]isker[/sub]
graphic gore ★ genderfluid ★ 3-eyed crow
Perched upon the unstable skull, Vale’s watched the shapeshifting with wide, fascinated eyes. What interesting results! Ve’d thought vis conclusion was too insane to be true, but it was! Haha, and people thought Vale was insane and stupid, well, this proved them wrong on one of those accounts.
To the others, Vale fluffed out vis feathers, looking first at Olalla in irritation. “Oi, quit it! The airhead’s not aggressive—in fact, I think we can use ‘em.” Honestly, Vale didn’t care about the Pitt’s usage for Unknown, but ve did think the shapeshifter would be quite interesting for ver own amusement and schemes.
As the bovine shapeshifted into a dolphin, the crow hopped in place as vis perch changed underneath ver. “Holy fuck, you must really lack any and all self-preservation! A dolphin! In the desert!” Vale’s right eye squinted. “Aye, Ignoramus, walk to the pyramids in the distance.”
Vale still needed to confirm a bunch of hypothesis about how the shapeshifter worked, but, for now, it’d be much easier to transport xem if xe could walk on xyr own. Even better if Vale could lazily stay perched on xyr horns as a bovine.
Finally, Vale remembered Artur was freaking out. While (assumingly) Unknown was shapeshifting beneath vis claws, the little crow blinked at the child. “Kid, you see me walking around every damn day with gore dripping off my bones. You yourself are an ugly monster, just like half of us undead things in the Pitt. If you’re scared of Ignoramous here, then you better pray you never encounter a mirror.”
In all honesty, Vale thought ve was being kind by pointing out the truth to Arfur. Seriously, how did a kid drenched in gore become terrified of a dolphin? Vale tutted to verself.
“Anywhoosie, y’all can trust me to deal with Ignoramus. I’ll take the rest of the day to figure out exactly how xyr shapeshifting works, and, haha, I’m totally claiming xem as my birb, because what’s a better aviary companion for lil ol’ me than this?!?”
YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME ★ To the others, Vale fluffed out vis feathers, looking first at Olalla in irritation. “Oi, quit it! The airhead’s not aggressive—in fact, I think we can use ‘em.” Honestly, Vale didn’t care about the Pitt’s usage for Unknown, but ve did think the shapeshifter would be quite interesting for ver own amusement and schemes.
As the bovine shapeshifted into a dolphin, the crow hopped in place as vis perch changed underneath ver. “Holy fuck, you must really lack any and all self-preservation! A dolphin! In the desert!” Vale’s right eye squinted. “Aye, Ignoramus, walk to the pyramids in the distance.”
Vale still needed to confirm a bunch of hypothesis about how the shapeshifter worked, but, for now, it’d be much easier to transport xem if xe could walk on xyr own. Even better if Vale could lazily stay perched on xyr horns as a bovine.
Finally, Vale remembered Artur was freaking out. While (assumingly) Unknown was shapeshifting beneath vis claws, the little crow blinked at the child. “Kid, you see me walking around every damn day with gore dripping off my bones. You yourself are an ugly monster, just like half of us undead things in the Pitt. If you’re scared of Ignoramous here, then you better pray you never encounter a mirror.”
In all honesty, Vale thought ve was being kind by pointing out the truth to Arfur. Seriously, how did a kid drenched in gore become terrified of a dolphin? Vale tutted to verself.
“Anywhoosie, y’all can trust me to deal with Ignoramus. I’ll take the rest of the day to figure out exactly how xyr shapeshifting works, and, haha, I’m totally claiming xem as my birb, because what’s a better aviary companion for lil ol’ me than this?!?”
BUT I’M OVER IT NOW
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