are you the muffin man ???? random child

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“HEWWO!” The young sabertooth waited for a returning yell, cupping a paw to xyr ears. Xe frowned and huffily sat down. The freshly fallen snow stuck to xyr fur, but xe didn’t feel the cold at all. It actually felt nicer than the hotter wildlands xe’d lived in with xyr family since AE’d dissolved.

Above him, a cavernous mouth resembling a snake loomed, as if ready to eat xem. Clearly, the child’d investigated the Coalition’s territory for a smidge too long and wandered a smidge too far, but xe’d been curious! I’td been over a month since he’d had proper candy.

“HEWWO!” xe shouted again. Xyr rounded ears perked up, and he thought xe heard paws in the snow. Grinning around xyr big fangs, xe cupped xyr big paws to his muzzle and shouted, “HEWWO, I AM SIMPLE CANDY SEAKER!

“My name’s Wuyi! I visited y’all during your Monster Bash event, but then things got all complicated when AE disappeared and I’ve been living in the hot ever since, and also, you guys moved, like? When did that happen?! Anyway. I’m Wuyi—did I already say that—and I’m really hungry for sweets! Do you guys have any? You had a lot in autumn, but, of course, you know that, with the whole festival thing you did.”

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