Coffee || Percy's Storage and Testing

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V E L I N E

Do you walk in the meadow of spring?
Do you talk to the animals?

The nearest town where there is any sort of human life is approximately forty-five minutes from here.  When I got into your old ass, run down, rathole of a truck, I turned on the ignition and noticed a little red gas light that caught my attention.  In fact, there was also a yellow light that looked like a wrench and an orange light that looked like an oil can but I said to myself, “Screw it!  I’m sure my man maintains his ride.”

Besides, I needed to get the hell out of all that claustrophobic air I’ve been breathing anyway, so I drove out the driveway and drove on up to the top of the hill when suddenly, there was a cough, a jump and a kick, which turned your truck completely off and forced me to ride back down the hill, in reverse mind you and after panic, sweat and screams I magically parked your shitty ass ride back to its original resting place and parked…backwards.

— Reggan