PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CAKE — TWO TRUTHS ONE LIE

[align=center][div style="borderwidth=0px; width: 55%; color: black; line-height:115%; text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"]Ah, here he was again. The magical whirlwind of crisp snow and bitter winds greeted him with a tight embrace, reminding him that the weather here was just as damn freezing as the city was. Wasn't it May or something? Hopefully things would start warming up soon. Perhaps not as hot and humid as the tropics, but cruising a high-sixties temperature would suffice. He didn't much appreciate having freezing-cold paws all the time. That was one of the reasons why he had left Snowbound to travel around for a few weeks and explore new territories. Tanglewood had been a more mucky environment, but it was cool meeting new people. He had tired of it quickly, though, so he found himself meandering over to his brother's place. Apparently, he was leading the place now. Maybe Jersey would have more privileges this way? After all, leaders could pretty much do whatever the fuck they desired.

It was around noon, and Jerseyboy had woken up a few minutes ago. After he wolfed some food down his throat and snuck in a few swigs of whisky, he figured that he should do something. The tuxedo tom seated himself outside of the cave, the pale sunlight bouncing off of his obsidian pelt. "Ey, facciabrutts[sup]1[/sup]. Get ova' here if you wanna play two truths, one lie." Party games? He could roll with those. Plus, it could be a good way to meet the new people that he might have missed when he was gone.

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