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The last thing that would have surfaced in Leroy's mind ensuing the hindmost catastrophic cosmic event was would be the awakening of subterranean mythological creatures. This was partly due to the fact that the general had some friends that were mythological creatures, hence he very well knew that they existed - which took the 'legend' out of legendary. And, secondly, he simply didn't believe in fictitious fables like that. Sure, dragons and demons existed and shit, but from his recollection, a meteor wasn't what woke them up - they were just animals, like him, only much, much cooler. Thus, when Leroy happened upon the current scene, he didn't conceive anything absurd.

"Probably just a radioactive gopher, Vigenere" he states obtrusively, basing his opinion on prior situations in which the canine was personally involved, "I'd be careful; a bite from one of 'em'll surely give ya rabies." Amputating someone's leg hadn't a spot on today's to-do list, and Leroy did not yearn to have any more folks running around with weird prosthetic legs.