household object roleplay (OPeN!!)

"I am Samuel the spoon", Samuel responded. Samuel honestly couldn't fathom how he was capable of speech, considering how he was a piece of silverware. Samuel also didn't understand how he knew what a relationship was - though he recognized that the relationship he had with Bill the Bowl was strictly professional and didn't extend the boundaries of the workplace. So, Samuel continued to do what he usually did: act unremarkable.

"I am Samuel the Spoon," he repeated. Despite lacking any organs suited to perceive sound, Samuel heard the faint rolling of the multi-coloured beach ball. It would be nice if the multi-coloured could somehow shatter Bill the Bowl.