I'M SO HELLBENT — open, joining

[size=9pt] malphas was panting, his vision blurring. he heard someone walk over, though, and clenched his teeth. he stayed quiet as yes man asked if he was dead, and he let out a sigh. "not yet." he said, and sat up. had he died and gone to heaven? his heaven was apparently a hot as fuck desert- oh, there was a hot girl. she asked if she could have his body. that was kind of hot. "uh... where am i?" so they speak english. cool. glad that worked out. this is like... a clan, right? i should see if i can join, i need water bad. "look. my name's ornias. i'm a demon or whatever, yadda yadda, got some sweet horns. i need a place to stay after my folks kicked me out. would you guys be like... willing to let me stay for a bit? god, i am so thirsty."

it turned out he was thirsty in another way, as he listened to toga ask for his dead body. "i'm not dead, but..." he got closer to her, grinning. "you can have my body anyways, if you want."