I'M STILL ALIVE / O, M&G

malphas grinned, enjoying some playful banter. "you know i couldn't have done anything. what was i supposed to do, go dump some water on him?" he asked, imagining the scenario in his head. "i was scared he had brain damage, and that's a bitch to deal with." malphas was amused at the thought of pinecone-induced brain damage, as unfortunate as that was.

"yeah. you know poppy seeds? those are opiates. i'm offering him poppy seeds, which are a common and easy to find pain relief." he remarked, mocking her by also looking at his paw, acting as if his paw was super entertaining. "but go off, i guess."