FOOL / O, RETURN & FENRIS NEEDED

malphas loathed amunet and fenris. amunet was some bitch who thought she was holier than thou because she was some god of victory or whatever, and even looked like a fucking golden prostitute. fenris was so giant it was comical, and his ego matched his large size. gods or whatever, malphas thought they were idiots, ruining the good tanglewood bloodline with their disgusting god presence. if they could both claim to be gods, then fuck it- malphas was the god of alcohol and cannibalism.

he heard them and walked over, rolling his eyes. "get a room. don't do this shit in public. i'm gonna hurl," he commented idly, not even focusing on them but instead popping open a beer bottle with his teeth.