LET'S GO A LITTLE HARDER / open, joining

merihem grumbled, getting sand in his mouth, and he rolled over, white fur soaking wet and a mess from laying down in the water. he slowly pried his eyes open to look up at two men. both were extremely hot. squinting, he realized something and opened his mouth.

"oh my god, i died and went to gay heaven," he said, shocked, rising to his paws, seriously thinking he had died, until he felt the pounding pain in his head and the gritty sand against his paws. no, if he was still in pain, it probably wasn't heaven. gay hell, maybe? who knew. he realized he wasn't dead and sighed. "wait- no, still hurting. never mind, but you guys are hotties," he said, winking. "and yeah, bum me one," he said to chain, grinning now. hot guys and smokes? it was paradise here! "nice to meet cha, chain and marcellus. i feel like we're gonna be good friends."