07-17-2018, 02:39 PM
STOCKING ANARCHY
✯ — if you don't fuck with us then motherfuck you
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"so you hate, like, god too?"
after being sent to earth, stocking had made up her mind that she did. that she had hated them. they had kicked her from earth. they had left her to rot here. was there even a going back? oh well. if she shit talked god now, surely she couldn't get penalized for it? it's not like they could kick her out of heaven twice. or maybe they'd send her to hell just for her petulance.
"god can suck it. no dumbass would put food shops in heaven and expect me to not get fat." completely stupid logic in her eyes. what was the issue anyways? what was so bad about eating more than her share? being unhealthy never really occurred as a risk to her, since she was immortal anyways-- or at least, she had been. the angels in heaven needed to add more curves to their rank anyways. talk about the lack of diversity.
"cause- fuck man, immortal beings are shit,"
"i can testify to that. my sister is a prime example of what you just said. she's a public toilet; full of crap, and everyone uses it," and you know what? maybe she was exempt from being immortal. she wasn't even sure if she had all of her powers. maybe being stripped of her heavenly status extended to the deterioration her life span?
"especially those pussy ass demons," she had known a couple before. maybe not known, but she had her fair share of encounters with horned assholes. especially those demonic sisters. scanty and kneesocks. just thinking about them made stocking wrinkle her nose in disgust. she could practically smell the fish from here.
after being sent to earth, stocking had made up her mind that she did. that she had hated them. they had kicked her from earth. they had left her to rot here. was there even a going back? oh well. if she shit talked god now, surely she couldn't get penalized for it? it's not like they could kick her out of heaven twice. or maybe they'd send her to hell just for her petulance.
"god can suck it. no dumbass would put food shops in heaven and expect me to not get fat." completely stupid logic in her eyes. what was the issue anyways? what was so bad about eating more than her share? being unhealthy never really occurred as a risk to her, since she was immortal anyways-- or at least, she had been. the angels in heaven needed to add more curves to their rank anyways. talk about the lack of diversity.
"cause- fuck man, immortal beings are shit,"
"i can testify to that. my sister is a prime example of what you just said. she's a public toilet; full of crap, and everyone uses it," and you know what? maybe she was exempt from being immortal. she wasn't even sure if she had all of her powers. maybe being stripped of her heavenly status extended to the deterioration her life span?
"especially those pussy ass demons," she had known a couple before. maybe not known, but she had her fair share of encounters with horned assholes. especially those demonic sisters. scanty and kneesocks. just thinking about them made stocking wrinkle her nose in disgust. she could practically smell the fish from here.
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