EVOLUTION - joining

oh god. a talking spider. malphas felt his stomach do flips and he grimaced, eyes trained on the ground. he hated spiders, even the little tiny ones. they just weren't natural. they were creepy, crunchy bugs with too many legs and eyes. spiders were the worst animal, he decided.

however, his ego overrode his fears and he slipped back out. "fuck you, i'm the nurse here," he said, flicking his ear. "you're a fucking... spider, oh my god, i'm hallucinating. fuckinnnng..." he couldn't finish his sentence, as he slurred his words. "spiders, man. fuck." he looked around- everybody was seeing this as a regular occurrence.