03-17-2022, 01:49 PM
straight for the throat you’re like an animal!
in for the kill, like you're an animal!
“Fuck, I’m getting so old,” Ximen grumbled. His face scrunched as he stretched, digging his front paws into the ground as his spine curved. Pop, pop, pop! Went his vertebrae.
His stretch finished up with a yawn, and the sleepy motherfucker rubbed the sleep out of his eyes with the back of a paw. He paused to admire his black nail polish, then held out the leg until the joint crunched back into place. If only he could body swap into something younger and less, uh, like a musical instrument.
“OKAY, everyone knows I’m lazy, but I’m itching to spar. Anyone wanna go? I’ll kick your ass.” Ximen intended to sound intimidating, but he yawned at the end. “Just let me wake up a bit first.”
His stretch finished up with a yawn, and the sleepy motherfucker rubbed the sleep out of his eyes with the back of a paw. He paused to admire his black nail polish, then held out the leg until the joint crunched back into place. If only he could body swap into something younger and less, uh, like a musical instrument.
“OKAY, everyone knows I’m lazy, but I’m itching to spar. Anyone wanna go? I’ll kick your ass.” Ximen intended to sound intimidating, but he yawned at the end. “Just let me wake up a bit first.”